Peach Monkeys
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Obasi42
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the peach monkeys are so not taking over the world.
I'm adding giant hawks to their eco-system, after which,
i'll be harvesting their pelts to make poisonous peaches with.
I'll then ship these peaches to leaders of the most powerful countries.
after they are out of the way, i'll take my place as the rightful leader.
If the country resists, I'll take the country by force with my army
consisting of several trillion rabies-ridden super ferrets.
I'm adding giant hawks to their eco-system, after which,
i'll be harvesting their pelts to make poisonous peaches with.
I'll then ship these peaches to leaders of the most powerful countries.
after they are out of the way, i'll take my place as the rightful leader.
If the country resists, I'll take the country by force with my army
consisting of several trillion rabies-ridden super ferrets.
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I don't believe you either. Ha ha!
tie-dyed girl!- Most Excellent Theophilus
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And, since none of you will be suspecting me, (since I seem so anti-take-over-the-world-ish) I will be able to take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Oops! I probably shouldn't have told you that. . .
Oh well, I guess I won't be able to take over the world now. So sad.
Oops! I probably shouldn't have told you that. . .
Oh well, I guess I won't be able to take over the world now. So sad.
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It looks like my monkeys...er, the peach monkeys will have some competition. Nevermind that, though, I doubt a bunch of wannabe ferrets and one misunderstood child will foil our plan. It's gonna take a lot more than that, you two. Never underestimate the power of peach monkeys!!!!
As you can see, our army is growing steadily. This is only a tiny percentage of our population. And each monkey has a unique power. For example, that 2nd one makes a really good smoothie. Fear us! Fear us! Fear US!
As you can see, our army is growing steadily. This is only a tiny percentage of our population. And each monkey has a unique power. For example, that 2nd one makes a really good smoothie. Fear us! Fear us! Fear US!
Obasi42- Have You Seen My Gerbil?
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Noone has any reason to fear a short guy with a couple of imaginary, colored monkies.
tie-dyed girl!- Most Excellent Theophilus
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those are some pretty Wacky monkeys. some look insane to me . They don't look too scary either.
Emerald Sky- Underling
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HA! foolish boy who reminds me of japanese horseraddish. You and your infantile primates will never defeat me! My ferrets will destroy your army with a nasty case of rabies. Your monkey will have to be taken to a woodshed and shot as if they were old yellow dogs. My ferrets will crawl into small spaces and attack you while you're sleeping. And then, OH THEN, i will have my victory, I will have the power, I WILL HAVE THE FRUIT SNACKS!
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wow Mary, you are amazing. That was hilarious! You literally made me laugh out loud and tear up a little. I mean, how in the world does he remind you of Japanese Horseradish? What is Japanese horseradish (does such a thing even exist?)? Where do you come up with these ridiculous plans for world distruction?
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WASABI!!! I like the name. You liken me to a fiery burst of pure ebil! You cannot contend with my ebil power!
How dare you defile my monkeys by likening them to cheesy movies about dead dogs?!?! You will pay the ultimate penalty for this crime. Late at night I will tase each and every one of your sickening little furballs, then write "EPIC FAIL" on their backs in red lettering with a permanent marker! I can see it now! They will be the butt of all of their little rodent friends' jokes! Teeheeheehee! Teeheeheheehee!
P.S. How's your pet chicken doing? It seems he's finally going to have a friend. You!!! HAHAHA! Get it? Cause you're a chicken and he was lonely before but now he's not cause he's got a new friend cause you wanted to be his friend cause you're a chicken so you're, like, his friend and he needed a friend so you're a chicken. Get it now? HAHAHAHAHEEHEHEHEEHOOHOOOHOOHOOTEEHEE!
How dare you defile my monkeys by likening them to cheesy movies about dead dogs?!?! You will pay the ultimate penalty for this crime. Late at night I will tase each and every one of your sickening little furballs, then write "EPIC FAIL" on their backs in red lettering with a permanent marker! I can see it now! They will be the butt of all of their little rodent friends' jokes! Teeheeheehee! Teeheeheheehee!
P.S. How's your pet chicken doing? It seems he's finally going to have a friend. You!!! HAHAHA! Get it? Cause you're a chicken and he was lonely before but now he's not cause he's got a new friend cause you wanted to be his friend cause you're a chicken so you're, like, his friend and he needed a friend so you're a chicken. Get it now? HAHAHAHAHEEHEHEHEEHOOHOOOHOOHOOTEEHEE!
Obasi42- Have You Seen My Gerbil?
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Wow, the short guy with the imaginary colorful monkeys has finally lost it.
tie-dyed girl!- Most Excellent Theophilus
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kelly~ wasabi is japanese horseradish. xD
obasi~
You think my ferrets will be affected by a taser? FOOLISH MORTAL. my ferrets have rubber skin and severe dander! which means that if you even try to approach them, you will be strikken with an unescapeable allergic reaction. Your eyes will swell shut and you'll be so congested, that even when attempting to sing well, you'll sound like a clogged tuba. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE FERRETS. Who is the posterior region now?!
My chickens? how did you know about my backup fleet of vicious O'Bryhens?! I swear if you lay a finger on their unmercifully soft feathers they will peck your eyes out and give them to their chicken-ferret hybrid children.
obasi~
You think my ferrets will be affected by a taser? FOOLISH MORTAL. my ferrets have rubber skin and severe dander! which means that if you even try to approach them, you will be strikken with an unescapeable allergic reaction. Your eyes will swell shut and you'll be so congested, that even when attempting to sing well, you'll sound like a clogged tuba. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE FERRETS. Who is the posterior region now?!
My chickens? how did you know about my backup fleet of vicious O'Bryhens?! I swear if you lay a finger on their unmercifully soft feathers they will peck your eyes out and give them to their chicken-ferret hybrid children.
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That is an extremely diabolical plan. Wow. You guys scare me sometimes. . .but not very often 'cause I'm probably just as crazy.
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WOW MARY. you are truly an ebil person. only you can come up with somthing like that.
Emerald Sky- Underling
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Yeah, congratulations Mary on being such a creative ebil genius!
tie-dyed girl!- Most Excellent Theophilus
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She could probably do it millions of times. mary, how were you raised.
I am just not that ebil. it takes a real imagination (or mabey training) to come up with that
I am just not that ebil. it takes a real imagination (or mabey training) to come up with that
Emerald Sky- Underling
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Last year I started writing a short story in which I was an ebil genius. I never finshed it though. . . I found it with some other stuff I wrote last year. It was strange, and most of what I'd written made me laugh at my self.
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Ha! I almost feel sorry for you. While you were ranting about O'bryhens and dander, I cleverly sent two of my monkeys and a hippo to paint your ferrets. The mission went very successfully. It seems that your ferrets were only mildly rubber and a quick wash with Axe shampoo destroyed all the dandruff on those little pests' backs. Oh, and they put a "Kick Me" sign on your back.
P.S. your chicken tasted good. I put on some barbecue sauce mixed with hot sauce and it was the best chicken I've ever tasted. If you wouldn't mind, could I have a recipe?
P.S. your chicken tasted good. I put on some barbecue sauce mixed with hot sauce and it was the best chicken I've ever tasted. If you wouldn't mind, could I have a recipe?
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Obasi! You ate the chicken! How could you! That is just horribly cruel! You're so ebil! This calls for intervention. My secret force of monkey-eating robots is as we speak destroying your monkeys for this absolutely intolerable act of awesome chicken eating. Ahh, I have just received word that my robots have been successful. Giggle Giggle! (I find the whole"mwa ha ha" thing entirely overated.)
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Oh noes! (teeheehee) You've defeated me! (hoohoohoo!) You killed my entire monkey fleet!(ROTFL) I guess I'll just go sit in my hole now.
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I assure you, I meant noes.
Obasi42- Have You Seen My Gerbil?
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I realized that. I just felt like shouting, "NOSE!!!".
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NOSE!!!
Well whaddya know, you're right. It is fun.
Well whaddya know, you're right. It is fun.
Obasi42- Have You Seen My Gerbil?
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I told you so!
NOSE!!!
NOSE!!!!
NOSE!!!!!
NOSE!!!
NOSE!!!!
NOSE!!!!!
tie-dyed girl!- Most Excellent Theophilus
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you're not the only one with robots. . I has NOSE-EATING robots out to eat all noses but mine cus mine's awsome!! . I allready has a stash of noses. I will get you all while you is sleepin. muahahahaha.......what now !!
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